Giraffes

Giraffes

Giraffes are magnificent. Why are there no religions centred around Giraffes? – It seems manifestly wrong. Giraffes are infinitely superior visually in all ways to zebras. I have been watching the James Patterson inspired TV series Zoo which is shaping up to be...
Giraffes

The Giraffe/Zebra Dichotomy

I have now asked 31 people of my acquaintance whether they’d rather be a giraffe or a zebra. The results are much more shocking than an M.P.’s expense claim. 30 people would rather be a zebra – one was willing to be convinced to be a giraffe after I...

Paignton Zoo

Giraffes are magnificent. Why are there no religions centred around Giraffes? – It seems manifestly wrong!