This is evidence that my Mum made me walk around Hembury Woods in the rain, 2 days after walking me to Dartmoor and back – whereupon all the muscles in my legs ceased to function within normal parameters. It is somewhat embarrassing to be effortlessly outwalked...
A hefty rabbit with previously identified binge eating issues broke free from its cage at the neighbours’ place to eat all of my mother’s onions and shallots – apparently the correct response to this is not to laugh or make jokes about the succulence...
It’s de rigeur for us to enjoy the faded splendor of Paignton beach if I visit in the summer. As well as the joy of deckchairs and crab sandwiches, there is now the added theatre of the attack seagulls who like to swoop down to steal food – they are not...
