Moaner Gherardini

Moaner Gherardini

I need to get some tomatoes from the market. All the best ones will be gone by the time he’s finished with me. And he’s not even painting it on a fresh canvas. God knows how much my idiot husband is paying for this, but it’s too much

Nighthawks

It was some time after 2 that we left the club, making our way slightly drunk and boisterous, through the empty streets and back home. We came upon a cafe that was still open – the only shopfront where the lights were on for good reason. Chris made her way to...
kitten

kitten

I have become the minder of a kitten. Since I was intending to get an orange, white or grey kitten, it is quite surprising that I have ended up with an all black kitten. But I was of a kitten mood, and he is in need of a home. He has been in my home for about 6 hours,...
A British august

A British august

The whole of western england is raincloud. It looks like mournful shading. Jus...
Sparkwell Zoo

Sparkwell Zoo

Today we went to Sparkwell zoo. We saw 2 brown bears, one of which was arthritic and 37 years old ( that’s apparently over 200 in human years*), tigers, lions, a mesmerising Jaguar, pig-dogs, pig-rats (not their formal names), some otters squeaking and begging...
Giraffes

Giraffes

Giraffes are magnificent. Why are there no religions centred around Giraffes? – It seems manifestly wrong. Giraffes are infinitely superior visually in all ways to zebras. I have been watching the James Patterson inspired TV series Zoo which is shaping up to be...